Over the course of the past eleventy-twelve years, I have owned a wide variety of cars - most of them, in the earlier days, linked by only one common factor - rust and a propensity for breaking down... I mean, most of them linked by two common factors: rust, a propensity for breaking down, and being as slow as shit even when they were moving... I mean, among the common factors were rust, a propensity for breaking down, and being as slow as shit even when they were moving. Cardinal Fang, fetch me the comfy chair.
These are a few examples of the cars I have previously owned, also now including a couple of company cars, which added another common factor - the total frustration of dealing with car main dealers.
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